To that MBA in Marketing nitwit, and all the sycophantic lemmings who followed, approving this ad campaign:
Really? You couldn't come up with a better slogan than "Tastes Evil, But Isn't"? There is NO REASON ON EARTH THAT ANYONE SHOULD BE TEMPTED TO BUY THIS. Unless of course, you're a demon, devil, or zombie. Even vampires, trolls, werewolves and rabid dogs have better taste.
This proves to me two things:
1- Even with an MBA, there's no guarantee that you have a clue.
2-There are some really bad writers out there.
Now for the positive spin:
Neither my family nor I will ever have to eat this 'evil-tasting' stuff.
Hopefully you won't either!